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Another Stupid Twilight comic by CindarellaPop Another Stupid Twilight comic by CindarellaPop
Everybody seems to think that old-school vampires would absolutely HATE Edward Cullen and his glittering ilk. Understandable, vampires typically aren't nice to begin with and Cullen just sort of lends himself to hating.

But REALLY, look at what the franchise did to vampires. Young girls WANT to be bitten, they WANT to have a vampire "love them forever." Drac wouldn't have to gradually wear down miss Harker and get her to become a vampire, she'd just read Twilight and come knocking on his door asking for it.

It's a free meal. I don't think vamps would hate Cullen at all. I think they'd be grateful. He's made their job of killing people and collecting minions so much simpler.

The bottom half of this comic is grainy. It didn't transfer to digital well. :< I kindof like my corny old-school vampire character. Maybe I'll recycle him in MFC somewhere. He needs a name. I'm thinking "Jules."

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There are a lot of crappy comics on the internet, and I try my best not to add to them. If you feel the need to point out any flaws or incorrections and bring them to my attention, DO IT. Or I'll never learn and I'll just keep litterign cyberspace with my shit.
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aslavemind Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Student General Artist
what the
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TheDusty321 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Student General Artist
In a less humorous encounter, Edward would probably punch that vampire in the face for trying to push his ways on him. In fact, he'd probably drag that poor vamp into a sunlit area and watch him burn for feeding on innocent maidens.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Ol' Eddy would have an incredibly difficult time of it. Jules fights extremely dirty and I feel like Edward is the sort of chap who'd give up because he was afraid of messing his hair.
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TheDusty321 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Somehow, I don't think Edward would give a crap about his hair while in a fight. Rosalie Hale's the vain one in their lot.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Someone must care about it. It's always so lovingly coiffed. He must have a stylist.
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TheDusty321 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Student General Artist
I don't know about a stylist, but he probably just does it himself, if Alice doesn't do it. Besides, vampires, at least in Edward's case, can't help being handsome. It's in their physical makeup.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, pish posh, what's the fun of an undead monster if it isn't allowed to be ugly?
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TheDusty321 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Student General Artist
A vampire being hideous sort of defeats the purpose of luring in victims, don't you think?
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Not really. Not many predators bother luring victims. You don't need to lure if you have what it takes to just go get it.
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Moonstar293 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
CinderellaPop,I just LOVE your icon.Just utter beauty. :3
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cursedironfist7 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
:icontruestoryplz:
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tokyofox200 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
Revenge of classic vampire..heh..
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hehehe yess
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thats-a-moray Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The facial expressions in this comic are hysterical. XD
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:giggle: thanks!
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cowgirl102 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Love this!!
I had a good laugh!!
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:D
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PyromaniacVampire Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I could laugh all day and all night about this comic! :lmao: It's so a freaking awesome idea you had for this comic!
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hehehe thanks
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DarqfangofSeido Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Writer
LOL. I thought of it that way, but this is so funny and true. Dracula trolling FTW.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hehehe, thanks
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nlmchaos12 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
At the last panel I realized that I was smiling EXACTLY like th vampire...even the hands were the same...wierd.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
HEH. I do the same thing when I read comics with fun expressions, I find myself mimicking their faces. :lol:
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nlmchaos12 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
lol I think I was just enjoying the horrible thing happening to Edward!
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Heheheh
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PyromaniacVampire Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
This made my day! :lmao:
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:D I'm glad!
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AnimalKrazed Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
This is great. Insert Hyena chuckling in the background.
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Haha, thanks.
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AnimalKrazed Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
welcome
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ochaonomu Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
aw hells yeah
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:D
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ochaonomu Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
:D indeed! also, I forgot to say but I love your art style!
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you. :3
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LetaDarnell Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Old school vampires used to spread the plague. They'd solve all out problems.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Indeed.
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SpindleWinter Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Edward is eaten by Twish!te fangirls... There is justice is the universe.

And yeah, Jules is cool. Maybe short for Julius? Uh... Julius Fellows! Julius Deepner!

(Just pulled that out of my- out of thin air. Like it?)
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Justice! :iconyeyplz:
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SpindleWinter Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nobody can escape it... :iconthepunisherplz:
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Rachelevans1013 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Professional Writer
:iconmwahahaplz:
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
:iconevilplz:
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Rachelevans1013 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Professional Writer
:icondraculaplz: <--- a REAL vampire
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Damn straight.
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Rachelevans1013 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Professional Writer
I write vampire novels. People ask me how my stuff compares to Twilight all the time. Though there are several types of bloodsuckers in my writings, none is the angst ridden sparkly type. I never read the Twilight series, tho I've seen parts of the first movie. O_O I've heard of some of the stuff occuring in the other books in the series. Again: O_O and might I add WTF. Sparkly whiners with no fangs or pulse who need to rip their offspring out with their teeth. It sounds like a poorly thought out joke...
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I tried to read the books but I just couldn't. I felt insulted. They were criminally boring.
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Rachelevans1013 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Professional Writer
Someone posted some of the most hideous lines from the books:

"There are other hungers. Hungers I don't even understand, that are foreign to me."

"The meadow, so spectacular to me at first, paled next to his magnificence."

"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare."


*giggle* sculpted, incandescent, and scintillating *barforama*
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Oh Jesus it's almost like it's bad on purpose. :lol:
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kh2gamergirl Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Student Writer
LOLOLOLOL AWESOME
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
:lol:
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kh2gamergirl Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Student Writer
your icon is EATING MY BRAIN. *thumbs up* nice
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