Another Stupid Twilight comic

Everybody seems to think that old-school vampires would absolutely HATE Edward Cullen and his glittering ilk. Understandable, vampires typically aren't nice to begin with and Cullen just sort of lends himself to hating.

But REALLY, look at what the franchise did to vampires. Young girls WANT to be bitten, they WANT to have a vampire "love them forever." Drac wouldn't have to gradually wear down miss Harker and get her to become a vampire, she'd just read Twilight and come knocking on his door asking for it.

It's a free meal. I don't think vamps would hate Cullen at all. I think they'd be grateful. He's made their job of killing people and collecting minions so much simpler.

The bottom half of this comic is grainy. It didn't transfer to digital well. :< I kindof like my corny old-school vampire character. Maybe I'll recycle him in MFC somewhere. He needs a name. I'm thinking "Jules."

NOTE:
There are a lot of crappy comics on the internet, and I try my best not to add to them. If you feel the need to point out any flaws or incorrections and bring them to my attention, DO IT. Or I'll never learn and I'll just keep litterign cyberspace with my shit.